This was the glorious night I had been waiting for. The next day school was closed on account of Foundation Day and I decided to stay at home.Hema was...busy with her household chores.At around noon she went to take her bath. I was reading a pornographic novel when all of a sudden there was a metallic clang and a crashing sound followed by a scream of pain. Fearing the worst I rushed to the bathroom which was closed from inside, further enquires were answered with moans.Finally the door opened. I somehow controlled my emotions and greeted her well, reached home. My home is a 2BHK, one room was my mother’s and the other was mine. My mother had already arranged my room for her, and i was to sleep in the hall. it was already 9pm by now, and we were on the dining table. Achanak maine realize kiya ki koi mere pair ko bhot aahistha ahistha sehla raha tha. Mousi same wali kursi me hi baithi thi. mujhe bilkul samay ni laga ye janne me ki wo bhot horny hai. khair mujhe apne galat hone ka dar. I shouted as loudly as I could, calling God every name I could think of,using more swear words in this speech than I had used in the sixteenyears previous. I think my idea was to get God so mad at me he'd do whatI couldnt do the night before and end my life.By the time I was finished speaking, I was hoarse and my face was wetfrom tears.Then something amazing happened.It's hard to describe, but it was like I was no longer looking at acloudy sky, I was looking right at the throne of God.And He. “Okay Jane, I’ll spill the beans, but first if I am to answer your query, you need to answer mine. I guess I should ask ‘ever been with a much younger man, instead of an 18 year old.’” She smiled at me. “You’d make a good lawyer Randy. Go to law school and I’ll hire ya. Can I pay in pussy?” We laughed and she answered my question. “Nope, never been with a man more than a year or two younger than me. I don’t do this….” She sheepishly added. I feared she’d get self conscious and scared, but she.