This goes on for a few weeks until we have the monthly office meeting. There’s a new guy that we’ve recently hired and I’m introducing him to th... staff. I catch out of the corner of my eye, that he’s checking you out. I catch you grinning back at him and you try to hide it when you see me watching you. Worried what I’m going to say, or do frightens you a little, but you’re not too scared since you kinda have me in the corner as well. I call you into my office the next day for a private meeting.. “Randy!” I attempted to grab the microphone. "You asshole, you wouldn’t!”He beat me to it and flipped the switch. His voice boomed on the loudspeakers.“Attention, all employees, Alex met his match last night. His date dropped his ass like a lead balloon. My faith in justice has been restored.”The applause was deafening.I threw my stapler at him. Even my secretary gave him a thumbs up. Everyone but me was laughing. Was I that shallow of a person that so many took such joy in my failure? Maybe it. “Am I going to have to get undressed?”I had planned to hold off any undressing until the second or third session but now that the subject was broached, I felt it best to get right into it before he had a chance to back out of the program.“Well Jack,” I replied, “the undressing was planned to be later but I think as an ice-breaker it might be best if we get right to it.”“You mean you want me to take off my clothes now?”“Yes, here is a hospital gown. Please go behind that screen and remove all. Denish ke baat sun kar mai bhi uska saath dena laga mai bola ha maa sir teek bol raha hai us se bike ka balance bana rahta hai maa boli ke beta mai to bus saadi pahnti hu is par denish bola teek hai aaj manage karta hai par agli baar jab ghar aana to inkay liya sahar se salwar suit leta aana mai bola teek hai denish maa ko lekar mandir nikal gaya mai bhi jaldi se cycle nikal kar shortcut se mandir unse pahal puch gaya kuch der ka baad wo dono pucha mai dono ko chup kar dekh raha tha dono baat.