“Yeah, hearing things.” I said, turning back to the desk.“Joshua! I want you to eat me out!” She said louder.I smirked. I knew the cameras pic...ed that up. A little blackmail would go a long way in this situation. I turned to see her red faced, still holding her shirt up.“What do I get out of this?” I asked.“My offer still stands. If you’re decent, I’ll pimp you out to all my friends.” She said.“And what if I blow your mind?” I asked.She faked a laugh at this as it was what she wanted.“Whatever. "Last words, vampire?" I asked, raising my blade."Yes. Take him!"My adrenaline surged as I leapt to the side just in time to avoid apurple bolt of flame, shot from the opposite side of the room. My headwhipped around to see a hidden panel in the basement's wall slide backto reveal a tunnel filled with five or six women. They were notvampires; their appearances varied, and they did not smell of death.Strange. Women, under any circumstances, had no access to magic of anykind.My leap had taken me. I almost felt sorry for them, they looked like teen boys who, having asuper crush on some babe they only had posters of, then turning a cornerand finding said babe waving to them.They lowered their weapons (but the cannons in their pants were nowpointed at me...)"This is going to work... Of course, why would I ever doubt my naturalcharms?"It was at that moment that the roof of the mall creaked, groaned, andthen...Vanished."Now what?"A wind whipped up, and something started to come down toward. I became pregnant the weekend following this devastating news that Paul was infertile. My lover introduced me to three of his friends for a non-stop sex party. The birth caused a commotion among the maternity staff. When I went into labour my husband phoned my lover and I gave birth to twins, a girl and a boy with both my husband and my lover by my side. My lover had fathered Samantha, named in memory of his deceased partner. To this day we are not sure who fathered Adika, obviously his father.