He switches the light on, sending a few spot lights onto my body, and walks over to the table, opening the draw, and pulling out a digital camera, sna...ping a picture, without warning me, taking a picture of me with my hands cuffed behind my back. ?What? I cry out, unable to stop him. ?We need to document every little bit of evidence. If you have drugs hidden on your body, I need pictures.? He says, as he walks over to me, undoing my handcuffs, and steps back waiting for me to strip. ?You, can. " You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap."And the pirate replied,"It was my first day with the hook."This one is compliments of LarryEver wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. She helped me to my feet then before I knew what was happening she was kissing me and licking the cum from my face then she worked her way down to my breasts.What on earth was happening? I was allowing a girl a little older than me who I had never met to kiss me then suck cum from my tits from two strangers who had just shot their load all over my body. My mother sent me here to be safe, but it was looking more like I would be fucked and abused here far more than if I had stayed at home.Once. Well in typical fashion we all eventually ended up going our own separate ways; following other friends, chasing prospective tail to get laid or going into an alley to smoke a joint. The last I saw Jenny and Scott they were in the “birthday bar” around maybe 1:00 AM. This bar gives a free mug to people on their birthday which entitles you to drink free tap beer all night. Each time they refill it they ring a bell. Both of them were getting pretty drunk the last I saw them.After parting ways, I.