I sound like frog and I’m not sure I could manage a blowjob just yet. Although semen is probably on the soft food list.’ ‘I meant like a therapi...t,’ Jake replied without any indication that he had a sense of humor at all. ‘Break out that bottle of Jack Daniels you keep in your desk, and I’ll talk to you. It would probably do as much good.’ Jake buried his head in my file for a few more minutes, then began to read off facts as if I didn’t know them. ‘5ft 5inches 127pounds that’s just about. ”Other than picking up my check I was done with PUTS.This letter was handwritten on our lawyer’s letterhead paper:Mom and Dad, You must have had your reasons, but the fact of the matter is that you committed financial fraud when on my sixteenth birthday you withheld from me the knowledge of that $1,000 per month I was supposed to get from my grandparent’s estate. My lawyer wants to sue you for fraud to minor children under both Pennsylvania and California law.I will forget the whole thing for a. ”“Uh, no,” Brock answered slowly. “Mel is, um, well, she’s Jen’s sister. That I know for sure. And she’s kissed me a couple of times and, well, that’s where it gets complicated. I’m not sure if she likes me or if she just hangs out with me just to piss off Jen and her Mom.”Jenny shook her head to clear the cobwebs.“No,” she said finally.Brock and Merie both looked at her.“No, what?” Brock finally asked when he ascertained that nothing further was coming.“No, I don’t think she considers herself. She was energetic despite her age, despite being overworked, and always happy to talk to staff and campers. Arthur thought it was extra peculiar how she talked to him, a convicted criminal and a foreigner, as if he were family. The cook smiled warmly, pausing with a tray in one hand and a ladle in the other, she shook her head. ‘I’m so behind today… Akthur, could you go in the storeroom and bring out more trays?’ The storeroom had one doorway that faced the kitchen and another that opened into.