‘How old are you?’‘Sixteen, ‘ she smiled. ‘Just gone.’He nodded his head from side to side. ‘You’re just a kid.’He took a long draug...t of his beer before settling back in his seat and smiling at her.‘Now, what’s this complaint, young lady. What have I done wrong now?’‘I’m surprised you don’t know. You keep slapping my behind. That’s what’s wrong.’He studied her for a moment or two. ‘It’s a compliment, Lou. I thought you enjoyed it.’‘Bullshit!’ she exploded. ‘I’ve told you on more than one. It sure would have been worth a good laugh though, Allison giggled quietly.As Kaija reached the door, Ally tried to stop her. "Um, Kaija?" she began tentatively."What's the problem? I'm just going down the hall to brush my teeth!" Kaija looked simply ridiculous standing there with her arms outstretched in a drunken rage clutching a bright green penis."I know," Ally said, remaining calm despite her roommate's testiness, "but you may want to get your toothbrush first." What the fuck's wrong with. “Hell mum, I thought that you were out” he said, sounding like he didn’t mind me seeing him naked,“No, I am still in and standing here” I remarked watching him put his hand over his manhood, “I can see that” he replied heading for his bedroom,“Peter” I called after him and he turned to face me,“You have nothing that I have not seen before, and secondly, you have a cute bum” I said watching him.He lifted his hands up like he was under arrest, seeing his naked body once again sent a tingle of. Entering the shop, we were greeted by a young lady who soon found one to suit my size from the stock room. Immediately, I felt the quality of the fine leather I loved it and couldn’t wait to try it on. The assistant escorted me to the changing cubicles where she untied the curtain and pulled it across the doorwayStanding in front of the long mirror, I could see that all my workouts at the gym had paid off and kept my body in good shape. Even after having two children, my tummy had returned to.