Whether you’re here or not.”✧ ✧ ✧Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!The husband yells, “Wh...n you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever”“Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last”✧ ✧ ✧Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and. Toot para jese bhooka bacha maa kadoodh peeta haimain bhi us ka doodh peenay laga usay boht maza aarah tha kehnay lagi peeljiye sahib sara doodh munnaa to peeta nahi main kafi daer tak us ka doodh piy a phirr main nay us ki shalwar main haath daal diya aor us ki phuddi ko hath say masalna laga ab woh aor bhi garam ho gayi aor us ki sansein aor bhi taze hogaien main samajh gaya kay woh ab kafi hot ho chuki hai main nay ikjhatay say us ki shalwaar utaar di us nay neechay penti nahi pehni hoi thi. .." I want us standing there, in our hotel room, door locked, our world. I want to look into your eyes as I moved towards you and put my arms around you to feel and sense your excitement as I look down at your soft, full sexy lips which are slightly apart, waiting. Our bodies come together, lips closing in as our crotches press together. Our tongues meet, touch, tease as they circle and swirl together, our hearts beating fast with the growing desire. I want to slowly peel each other’s clothes. Me: if you tell about this even I will tell about somethingMom: what are u going to say?Me: about your link with Balu uncleMom: what are u talking about? (And started shouting at me)I opened my mobile and showed her the video. She was shocked and started crying.Mom: please delete this video. Don’t tell dad about this pleaseMe: don’t worry mom I won’t say dad about this. But you have to do one thing for meMom: what do u want? I can give you anythingMe: I want u. I want to have sex with uShe.