‘Look at that rain outside. It’s really ugly out there.’ ‘Ya, well… yer face is ugly!’ ‘Yer mom’s face is ugly!’ ‘You idiot! We’...e brothers.’ ‘DOHHHHHHH!’ You also get bonus points if your burn is so witty that not everyone gets it… or at least, doesn’t get it right away. ‘So… your Mom had one child that was smart and one that was good looking. Right’ ‘Ya. So?’ ‘So how does it feel to be the 3rd child?’ It was exactly these two hereditary conditions I was unwittingly saddled with one hot summer. ’ Without hesitation Sally took all of her clothes off. She folded them and put them in the den. She came back and put her arms around me for a kiss. I kissed her and put my arm around her and into her pussy. It was wet. I rubbed a little, for luck. Just then, Pamela, came out of the guest bathroom. She was totally naked. She was gorgeous. You could tell that she worked out. Her breasts were not large, but they were very firm. She had prominent abs and firm legs. Very athletic. ‘Sally, this is. Thick soft lips made for sucking dick and big brown eyes that you can only imagine looking up at you with a mouthful of cum. The funny thing is shes tiny and thick as hell at the same time. A five foot five Latina in size 2 jeans – honestly if I had to choose between winning the lottery and never fucking her again&hellip, Well hell I can earn money so I did what any player would do&hellip, I married her&hellip, now its time to train her. Serena is her name and making her the perfect slut wife. “Notice anything different?” she said.Bill looked again. “Hey, wait ... you’re not Jason! You must be his twin Julie! Amazing! He said you’d fantasized about switching -- but you really did it!”Julie was alone in a room with a boy. There was a bed. She gulped and looked him up and down.“And Jason said you’re horny ... So maybe some time...”Julie nodded a little, but kept her gaze fixed on Bill.“Like ... now?” he said.Julie smiled and unfastened the belt on her trousers.Bill undid his too. “I.