I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." What about that eye patch?" Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew o...er. I looked up, and one of them crapped in my eye." You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap."And the pirate replied,"It was my first day with the hook."This one is compliments of LarryEver wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone. Bathroom theke ber holam tawal pore o takhon sajchhilo. Offf ki lagchhe oke. Golai aar kane muktor set. Chul take curlee korechhe. Ami aar prachhilam na. Okey pichon theke kiss korte korte oor dudu duto tipte thaklam. O bollo akhonoi cholo taratari. Ami bollam jabo akta sortte. Ami 4 te vibration ar machine niea akta Oor guder bhitore, Akta oor poder bhitore aar duto oor duder nipile a atke dilam. O or panty/Bra Saya/ Blouse abar sob pore nilo. Oor panty/Brar color aaj Pink. Saya porechhe pink.. Her eyes were colored with deep purple eye shadow, her cheeks with rose, and her lips with bright red! She turned and curtsied in her sexy t-strap high heels and the picture was breathtaking! Megan’s nipples showed clearly through her sheer dress and her short skirt didn’t even begin to cover the wide dark bands of her stocking tops! Her garters flashed with every move and she almost blushed as I turned on the camera long enough to capture the moment on tape!Then Megan walked over and. . I purposely touched her soft lips and licked my fingers . She noticed it… Since she had just taken bath and kept flowers there was an aroma in the hall and I was looking at her while she was watching TV .To make her come closer i started showing some fwds in my mobile and she was blushing at some sexy ones . The smell was making me crazy and I whispered slowly in her ears if I can sit closer and touch her hair . She was silent but I didnt want to waste time before she says no , so I sat.