"I don't read Japanese, but it's really heavy. I think that's weight," as I pointed to some numbers. "If it is I, for sure, don't want it on my boat, ...36.5k, that's 300 pounds, I think." My 59 year old Special Forces Colonel was well versed in metrics. In 1955 the only people dealing with Napoleons Measurement were esoteric scientists ... esoteric? I mean eccentric."Well," he said, "We're not going to find out what it is just standing here." He reached for an old fashioned wrecking bar."Hold. " No, it's OK," Adam answered quickly. Sarah smiled and leaned in to kiss him. The kiss started tentative but progressed more quickly than Sarah would have guessed. She felt heat rising in the pit of her stomach when Adam ran his hands up her back and through her hair. She pulled back and licked her tingling lips."We have some ground rules," she said."I overheard them," Adam admitted. "I'm fine with them and you don't have to do anything at all you if you're uncomfortable."Sarah's laughter. I maintained my velocity as they approached. They buzzed around me at a distance of not much over a hundred feet, the cameraman filming me from various angles. I waved, and out of habit, pointlessly smiled.One of the pilots decided it was safe to edge closer, moving into formation fifty feet to my left, the other staying about hundred feet above and to my right.Both choppers had two people in them, a pilot and cameraman. I couldn't tell how excited they were, as they were both belted firmly. I was told to stretch out on a lounger and relax and have acouple. I was now being treated like one of the girls. My onlyduty for the next couple of hours was to refill the drinkglasses and listen to girl talk.It was about that time that I started to get really warm, and Inoticed why they wanted me naked. I had a sunburn that lookedlike a bikini tan, and red all around my tits. If the tits weretaken off, it would look like I had sunned with a bikini on.Very sneaky.When the girls had enough sun,.