I couldn’t see anyone so I listened again. It was faint, but I definitely heard soft, gasping sobs. I took a few steps down the path towards the sou...d. “Hello?” I called, softly. The sobbing continued and I followed the sound until I saw a figure kneeling by a grave. Should I see if they were okay? I mean sure, someone crying over a grave in a cemetery wasn’t exactly unheard of, but, in the middle of the night? What if they were planning to hurt themselves or something? I crept closer. “Hello?. .. half of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it ... It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer ... Well, Mister, I told her!”A man tells his friend, “I went to my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking.”“What did he say?”“He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate.”“Did that do any good?”“No I can’t get the chocolate to light.”A. I looked at it and saw that it was M.M.Me: hellohim: thought you weren't gonna answer. come over at 6, i have a surprise for you.me: i.... i looked at the phone and saw he had already hung up. that's basically how our relationship worked. he would call or come over when he had time and we would have sex or dinner or both. i looked at my watch and saw it was 5:35. i called an uber and gave them the address. i got to M.M's house at 6:07. i knocked and his friend Fred opened the door. me: hey. "I hope you are both satisfied with my performance. I must go report to my Mistress that I have completed my task. If you were pleased, I would be quite grateful if you would let her know how I did."Before they could answer, Kristen got up and walked away. Pam lay there until she finally noticed Gerry had gone back in the pool and she joined him there."I don't know about you, daddy, but that was fucking awesome!" It really was, babe."They stayed in the pool for another twenty minutes or so,.