Close enough, I thought. Hell they should know my sizes they created me, but then I had to remember not many people there knew that. Most would be gue...sing sizes by photographs.The mustard yellow tee shirt was a size 8 which gave it a little drape. A size 6 would have been almost tight but at least would have given people an indication that I was a woman. With an 8 and no bra I could pass for a teenage boy, but only from a distance. The age lines would give me away quickly as people closed in. "I had lost my job back home and we'd moved here, when I'd gotten a new one, so we had no insurance. And we had no family or friends here, actually didn't know anyone."That's okay, dad. I don't mind."I was spraying the shower head on her pussy to get all the soap out, when she giggled and said, "Dad, I always wash everything twice."I do the same thing when I showered.She turned around again, and I repeated the whole process.Afterward, the floor was all wet, mostly from water splashing out,. . Really (smile karte huye kaha ), or fir wo aise beth gayi ki unki boobs thode thode dekhne lage.Unke boobs bahut bade bade the ,unko dekh kar mera penis standing me aane laga.Seema : do u have gf?Me: thi ..But 2months phle breakup.Seema : ohh.. How sad.. Fir tumhara kaam kaise chalta hoga (smile karte huye kaha)Me: haa.. Wo toh hai but ab kar bhi kya sakte hoSeema : arre tum toh sad ho gaye.. Or mere pass me aa kar beth gayiOr mere chicks par hath lagne lagi.Accha fresh milk peena chahoge or. Fruit flies like a banana.* In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.* She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.* If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.* You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.* Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.* Every.