23 may 2007 ko hamari trai thi lekin uska reservation confirmed nahi tha iske liye usne tt ko paisa dekar ac i class mei reservation confirm karwaliya...tha jo ki mera ist expience tha aur wahan par ek room mein keval do birth thi. Raste me hum log ghar parivar ki hi batein karte rahe aur dono ka koi bhi bad intension nahi tha, kabhi kabhi woh majak majak me joke bhi sunata aur halke se chhuh bhi raha tha jiska mujhe koi objection nahi thaaur dekhte hi dekhte raat bhi hone lagi aur hamne dinner. I looked up and saw both of the two women in my life: the womenwho had betrayed me."I'm so sorry, Tony, I'm so very sorry!" Sheena said quietly and fell toher knees in front of me. I felt her grasp my hand.I looked up and met Andrea's gaze. I only said a single word, which Irepeated. "Why? Why, why, why, why, why?"She looked down and I could see the tears in her eyes. "Oh, Tony: it'sall my fault!" She sobbed and knelt on the other side of me, grasping myother hand.I began to cry uncontrollably:. Speaking multiple languages and having everything charged to my room let me pay for everything without the kids noticing. Yuki did give me a hard time about spoiling her kids. She said they were all having a blast. It was something that these kids would remember for the rest of their lives. They have had so few opportunities to be “off-the-clock” and just be the kids that they are.I enjoyed the hell out of just kicking back.I just realized that I hadn’t been laid in over a week. Do I need to do. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well, we have the Parthenon.”Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics”The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to.