In the end I was grounded for 6weeks, they took away my cell phone, and they tore up my learner'spermit. Even though I hadn't eaten since breakfast ye...terday, I left thedinner table hardly touching my supper. I went to my room, my computer,t.v. and iPod were gone. I was alone with only my thoughts, and an alarmclock counting down to when I had to face my peers at school.I tried to fake being sick for school. Mom drove me to school herself,and walked me into my homeroom. There was a hushed. I took her hands and led her towards the kitchen she looked confused at this as we usually played in the bedroom, or the bedroom. I led her to the door. Open your legs, she did so, and I closed the anklets round her slim ankles.lift your arms out which Sheena did, I closed the brackets round her wrists.Put your head against the door, Sheena did and I closed the collar which was attached to the door pinning Sheena there spreadeagled and open to my desires.I kissed her, she opened her mouth all. We need to talk." a familiar female voice said.I spun around.Krissy was standing there with a mysterious look on her face.It looks like next class isn't the only place I'm destined to get a surprise. "About what?" Us."Oh dear. This could be very bad."Us?" I asked, stalling for time."Yeah, us." she replied. "As in where do we go from here?"I sighed. "Oh, that talk. Krissy, I wasn't expecting that talk this soon." Why not?" Because I thought that you'd be a little like me, still figuring out. I don't do drugs, I get the same effect just standing up fast.5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."6. I live in my own little world, it's OK, they know me here.7. I got a sweater for Christmas, I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal.9. I don't approve of political jokes, I've seen too many of them get elected.10. There are two sides to every divorce, his and the shithead bitch's - opps I mean witch's.11. I.