” Next time I’ll bang your brains out. “Oh no, don’t go. I’m sooo horny. Come to bed with me.” I’m proud to say I was reluctant to tak... advantage of someone under the influence, especially on a first date, but no girl ever had to twist my arm to get me in her bed. I agree there’s no such thing as bad sex. There is, however, not so good sex that’s not bad. The first time with Audrey was not so good. Alcohol made her hyperactive. Once we were naked and in bed, she moved constantly, changing. There was some all I ones things and a panty girdles with suspenders. I knew them because my mother wears them to keep her tummy in but Jane’s tummy is flat. My mother’s girdles are strong and reinforced without the suspenders not like Jane’s at all, all soft and lacy and sexy looking. Jane moved around the jenny spinner so she was facing me and crouched down to sort the washing in the basket, her legs were apart and her skirt high up her leg. I could see everything she had to offer, no sign. You release your straining erection from your slacks, unable to keep it sheathed any longer. Your cock is dripping and achingly hard, dying to penetrate any of these lovelies, but your better judgement tells you that whatever they have in store is worth waiting for. Your Stranger flips herself around into a 69, straddling the Barmaids waiting mouth. Your Goddess seems a little left out, so you make yourself of use by crossing the few feet between you, grabbing her by the hair as you kneel on. It was a police cruiser. Deputy Williams’ distinctive police cruiser to be exact. I watched in shock as the headlights turned off and the car door opened. Deputy Williams stepped out of the cruiser and walked towards me, at first a vague shape in the dark. I yanked the ear buds out of my ears. ‘What the hell do you want?’ I yelled at him as he advanced. ‘Hi Maddy. Just checking on you.’ He called as he moved closer and closer. ‘Well, as you can see I am fine. I am in the middle of a run. You.