Pussy galore:You get to lick at least one pussy several times a day.Your mistress' girlfriends will likely want to use you too.Income:This is the one ...orm of sexual commerce that a man can charge a woman for, if you are so inclined.Weight loss:Surviving on nothing but a woman's shit and piss is bound to cause you to lose that beer belly.Your fetish:It's your fetish. You need to satisfy it.DisadvantagesHealth:Face it! Consuming another person's excrement is extremely dangerous!Urine is a blend. It’s a good sign, I think, that she doesn’t move that leg at all, not through the entire two hours. ‘Hey,’ I say as we emerge into the cool night after the movie. It’s the moment of truth: I have to catch her here, or else she goes home, and I can’t bear to lose the momentum, even as slow and unsure as it has been tonight. Is there a platonic way to get her to come to my apartment? I don’t dare make it an obvious advance, as I couldn’t bear the risk of having her turn away, or worse, having her. I'd let him calm down a bit and cuddle in to his chest, using his shoulder as a pillow and we'd carry on watching the brutal slaughter by the Pyro's of medic's and spy’s on the screen next to us, every now and again, softly kissing his collarbone and moving up his neck gradually so that I could nibble on his earlobe, I knew he loved this because he would pull my hips down and softly grind his hips against mine, careful not to make too much of a scene, I was feeling brave and altered his hand so. He took his shirt off and leapt on top of her and started ripping her clothes off. I ran to try to push him off of her, but he delivered a punch to me like he never had before. It sent me crashing into the wall and I slid down. I managed to get back up in time to see Andrea pummeling him with her purse, trying to get him off my mother. He pushed her away twice, and when she ran up to him for a third time, the unthinkable happened. He got up and punched her in the head as hard as he could. .