Mom said, “Face it Penelope you liked it when your brother felt you up. You even said so and you’ll like when Jeffrey does it too.”Penelope said... “But why on the dance floor?”Mom laughed and said, “Because it’s exciting to do sexual things in public.”Penelope asked, “What if I don’t want Jeffery to fuck me?”Mom said, “Then give him a blowjob. That won’t take very long. I guarantee it.”Penelope said, “But I have another boy in mind and I want him to be my first.”Mom said, “That works for me! Who. Practically everyone had also hit the showers afterward, as if that would cleanse their minds and bodies of what they now knew. This same scenario played out in other churches and places of worship, of course, but right then, the action was about to hit John Calvin Presbyterian Church like a tornado.“Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen! I see that I haven’t come here a moment too soon. You were about to sycophantically praise a real jackass! What a waste of time! And you dressed up nice and fancy. "Well, you know me. I can't have just one drink. By the time I left that bar, I think that I had drunk it dry. Anyway, I stumbled out of the saloon and started walking. I was so woozy that I have no idea which way I headed: I may even have walked in a circle. In any case, I was so sleepy that I fell into the first stack of hay that I came to and settled in to sleep off the effects of too much alcohol."Eventually, I woke up, I was sporting a hangover of monumental proportions. I got to my feet,. I promised ta explain everythin' when I got home.From the bank, I went back ta the office an' asked who wuz free tonight. Bill volunteered, so I had my partner fer the festivities at the newspaper. We showed up on time, an' Jack Ferguson wuz shore glad ta see us. Me an' Bill hung around, tryin' ta stay out of the way an' bein' generally he'pful when we could, while we waited fer the collector an' his henchman.They wuzn't five minutes late. They came bustlin' in like they owned the world. The.