After much job hunting I had landed a new job recently and on the first day of the job when all the new employees were being inducted we were all sat ...own and made to give an introduction to our new team. This is when I spotted her. The sexiest and most voluptuous woman I have ever seen in my life. She had the most beautiful face with a perfect nose, big light brown eyes and big pink and juicy lips. Her hair dangled in long curls on one side of her face over her shoulders and when she stood up. ' 'Let's get this straight, Nick. I will NEVER name my baby Neathrum, and who said I'll ever have YOUR baby. Dream on. Now, Hightower. I can accept that name. It goes with your alter egos of High Handed and High and Mighty. Oh, and let's not forget Hi Jacked.' With that, she went into peals of laughter again, rolling in the soft hay. Neathrum took advantage of her position and rolled over on her, looking down at her laughing face. She looked up at him and, suddenly, the laughter turned into. You are hot, why don’t you mop your hair up and tie it?She gathered her hair up and tied it in a bun above her head.By this time, she totally lost her free will and I was guiding her like a robot.Come, let’s walk, I said and guided her towards the lower part of the wall by pressing my hand around her butt crack.Shanno looked down, and I looked down, and sure enough, Monica was there walking mom’s doggy. She had been told to be there though she didn’t know exactly why.Oh, Monica is there, say hi. If a man speaks his mind in a forest, but no woman hears him, is he still wrong?A woman comes to a psychologist and asks:- I have recently found out that my husband has a mistress. Should I tell that to him?- No need to do that, - tells the psychologist. - I bet he knows it.An elderly man remembers the good old days: “when I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single $, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese and 10 eggs.Nowadays.