I know the difference between massage and fucking.”Asha, “Oh, you know. I thought you didn’t.”Me, “What do you mean?”Asha, “Leave it her.... It just happened by chance. It’s not unknown to both of us that we were in physical relation with others before our marriage.”Me, “That was before marriage.”Asha, “Okay, sorry, it was not planned. It just happened.”Me, “What do you mean by just happened?”Asha, “Don’t make an issue of it. I can also say many things which I choose not to say before.”Me, “Tell. His cock had been erect for about 20 minutes and I was thinking he needed to do something about it when he turned his face towards me and said: "Mom, I need help."I knew what he meant but my daughter was there so didn't say anything and just lay there.When my daughter saw that I wasn't replying, she said: "Help him, mom. We know you love us." So I asked him to sit on my stomach, as that would allow him to feel my whole body.He sat down on my stomach, placing his balls on my pubic hair and. What’s the secret?” Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ... Simply showing marriage certificate and your wife’s picture is not enough!For MEN and WOMEN with a bit of humor?? A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single. You could keep your relationships shallow if you wanted and nobody minded too much. You could always give the excuse that you needed to study or practice or something.One day in school June accidentally cut herself during a cookery lesson. She was slicing some meat with a sharp knife, when her hand slipped and she cut her finger. It wasn't serious, just disinfect it and bandage it. Not worth the time in a med-tube. In bed that night she felt the pain from her finger. It was an ordinary pain, an.