Lunch was fun. Dad knows more funny stories than anyone. He could tell the most outrageous stories with a perfectly straight face. He had Brittany suc...ed into his web until Mom said, "Charles, that's not so."Britt was embarrassed until I said, "Don't worry, Britt. He does this to everyone."She turned to me and said without a blink, "Just how many girls have you had living with you anyway?"Mom and Dad thought my look was hilarious and I quickly joined in the laughter. I also remembered one of. Okay, her spouse was Adam, but Jack was the good child, Able - with a cane stalk stiffy that rivaled his old man's. Everybody was going to be eating apple pie, they were both going to have her pie, indeed have her. The threesome were going to leave their leaves on the ground, and taste forbidden fruit. She felt like taking off all her clothes, and serving dinner in just a tiny apron. That would be a tasty surprise, when she came out of the kitchen. The guys would cum in their pants. She. This thing feels so real. It feels like actual skin. Oh, it even has an abutment hole for a suction cup or harness." She had glanced at the base that used to attach to your groin and found a hole. "This thing cost a lot for a prank."She licked the head of it. Crap, what do you do when your turned on, but don't have a cock?Oh God, that was hot. She was just sucking on my cock and didn't even know it was mine."It doesn't even taste rubbery." She starts to strip. It strikes me that this is headed. "And walk home alone. Here, take this money and go have a glass of wine somewhere... just get out there and meet people," she encouraged, stuffing a five dollar bill in her friend's clenched hand. "Go out there and do it!" Ertha hissed in Julie's ear.His name was Don Sanderson, and Julie had met him at the liquor store where she had gone to pick up a bottle of wine to take home to help while away the night before the movie of the evening came on. He'd said he was buying champagne and orange.