”Benny moaned. He hated being the center of attention in public like that. He knew that he’d have to talk nice for an hour or more. He was wonderi...g if there was any way to get out of attending the dance at this late date.“Will the torture never end?”“I don’t know.”“I guess we better get there.”It was a horrible night for a high school dress up dance. The wind was blowing at 16 mph with gusts up to 23 mph. The coiffures which the young women had spent so much time on were easily destroyed by. "He is very openminded but only when it comes to things he likes. Otherwise he is very jealous", she said and continued teasing Grandma: "How about you, would you be jealous if I would fuck your Grandson?"Grandma said again that she doesn't see me that way so that she wouldn't be. "But I am not sure if he is old enough to be interested in sex", she added, "I never saw him with some girl". "I am sure that sex is all he thinks about, all boys that age do", Monica said. Grandma said that she is. Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?A. So the Irish would never rule the world!Q: What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka?A: The Holy Spirit!Q: What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order?A: “A beer please, and one for the road.”Q: You know what’s fun about being sober?A: Nothing.Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?A: Tequila MockingbirdQ: What has eight arms. As my orgasm subsided, Nikki kept riding me. I could feel wet with sweat, juice and cum around my cock. Nikki rose off me, then sat herself down on Diana’s face. All the cream I’d planted in her cunny was starting to run out on Diana. She was lapping and sucking it like there was no tomorrow. Nikki was able to lean over and lick the remaining cum and juices from my cock, then she erupted in orgasm again on Diana’s tongue and face. Nikki rolled over and kissed me. I could taste her and myself on.