“I don’t even know who you are anymore, you’re a total embarrassment!” she continued. I snorted. “Me! Me the embarrassment?!” I shouted ba...k. “I’m not the one, who’s got myself the reputation of being a complete whore after living here for 3 weeks.” She looked shocked. “You didn’t think I knew?! Everyone knows, mom! All my classmates know, think how embarrassing that is for me?! You’ve shagged practically everyone’s fathers, not to mention all my teachers!” I was pretty sure my mother had. Mr. Kennedy was similarly taken with the tie. Every time he looked back in my corner of the room, his lecture on the pernicious influence of special interest groups seemed to suffer. Finally, he just stopped and sat down on his desk."I hope you don't have an interview today, Patrick," he smiled."An interview, sir?" When I was in college, wearing a tie meant that someone had a job interview." No, sir. No interview. We have a baseball game today."He raised an eyebrow."And you need to blind the. Toni and I held each other for almost thirty minutes before kissing and saying good night. I was in school early that Monday morning with I smile on my face and joy in my heart. I greeted the students just as always before returning to my office. I always had students read the morning announcements and recite the Pledge of Allegiance. This morning I joined them in the sound booth. Jackie Henderson was today’s reader so she introduced me. ‘I know that many of you have been praying for my wife. "Mistake?" Jessica asked, sounding confused. "Yes" Linda said, obviously relishing the moment. "You know that only women can be witches. The magic only works for us, and you are now a man" Jessica gasped in shock, then protested, "B..but my magic workedafter we changed. And you change with guys sometimes too..." "But that was before you had sex as a man. Before you raped her" Linda gestured towards Cody, obviously trying to hold onto control over herself. "We can trade bodies with me.