My cock sprang toattention. I heard my Dad bellow, then felt his hand pulling on my shoulderto get me away from Mom. I spun around and shoved my han... intohis chest. He fell back into the easy chair behind him."James what the hell are you doing", he shouted. Mom just stoodwhite faced staring at me. "If you can do it to Aunt Pam, I can do it to Mom." I drew thepictures from my shirt pocket and dropped them in front of Momand Dad. Dad, red faced with anger and embarrassment, started. . !”She leapt on the bed and started tickling me. I defended myself and counterattacked, but she was more fired up than I was, and I was still laughing from her reaction. Eventually, I had to admit defeat, since she was on top.“So tell me the real story now,” she said, flopping onto the bed next to me.“We kissed for the longest time. It was incredible. I felt like I was floating in space!”“Oh, that’s so yummy! But what happened to Bill?”“She broke up with him a few nights ago.”Lara sat up and. You probably see where I am going with this, but you don’t know the details until I tell you. The details are as follows. I emptied the contraceptive gel and discarded it, leaving me with a squeezed empty gel tube. Now how to get the fertility gel into that empty tube in its place? If you’ve ever contemplated putting toothpaste back into its tube, you can guess that it is not easy. But it is not impossible! When I squeezed out the contraceptive gel I was careful not to crimp the tube in any way. .. an artist.”The quilt was about six feet wide, maybe eight feet long. Large red squares turned on end to look sort of like diamonds. With hundreds, maybe thousands, of tiny squares fitted in all around.I said, “That’s the one in that magazine.” That Mrs. Chambers got from back East.“That’s right. I’m telling you, Rosie’s got a real talent for this.”Which gave me an idea. I’d write the Gilmore Girls, see what they thought of it.Two of Reverend Venerable’s Deacons drifted off. Were here one day.