Plenty of people had seen me and could link me to a number of enterprises."That's actually why we're here," Becky explained. "Mom called us in so we c...uld stay here for a little while, keeping the house full while replacing your girls and hopefully confusing anyone looking for them." Her argument was a stretch, not likely to fool anyone, but it was better than nothing. Still, I couldn't see it confusing anyone seriously interested in us. Both Becky and Melinda firmly told me they'd provide. But his was no mere mortal she saw, but a statue of the Goddess that came to life. “Who are you?” Natasha wanted to make sure that this wasn’t a dream. “I am Calypso, the Goddess of Love,” came the sweet voice from the statue. “I brought you here for you to find the Sacred Vulva that was stolen from me. If it is not returned before the full moon, darkness will descent upon the world and the people will become slaves of the vengeful toad god Phallus of Kharbah.” “But why me? What place is. I was like "OHHHHH yea that would stop you" noticing I was genuinely concerned, she became even more emotional. Was she laying it on kinda thick? Well, ofcourse she was. Did I think she noticed I was checking out her? I'd be dumb to think otherwise. I could only say..... what was your s*s locked up for? she said driving without proper license. I said, thats it? NYC police should stop fucking with people committing these bullshit crimes and catch the guys who are committing the sexual assualts. We found some frightened creatures along the way that had seen the terrible witch travel on through, very early that morning, with a small company of barbarians, maybe fifty or more, riding in her wake, along with about a dozen strangely dressed men with usual weapons. That sounded like the mundane mercenaries along with the usual barbarian rabble! They had also noted a small wagon, not bigger than a carriage, bearing three live humans, trussed up and with sacks tied over their heads. The.