" Oh!" he said turning from us and scuttling back to his corner like a dog that had just been whipped by its master."Did you see the look on that dwee...s face? I think he about shit his pants. Are you going to buy me a beer or what?"I waved the bartender over with my other hand not wanting to offend her any more than I already had and not wanting to remove my hand from her thigh. I slid that one up a little further on her thigh until my pinky was resting against her panties.The bartender came. Anyway back to the story...(there are pics/video in a gallery to go with this story)Well here's the dilemma I faced the other day, my lady came back from her daughters house (not blood related to me) and brought in a big washing basket full of washing as her daughters washing machine had broke down.She asked did I mind, and even as the words left her mouth I thought "MIND,MIND" lol! ...I nearly jumped for joy, as it's been a while since I borrowed the odd pair of panties, tights or stockings. Just as the sun is about to set she is at my bedside as if she just appears there. She leans over close to my ear and whispers, "Joes come soon," she kisses me and disappears into the dark. In less than 10 minutes I can hear someone about to enter the shack, stepping in as a unit and into the back room I am in I see some of the "Joes" from my unit. Lt. Davies gives me a nice drink of cold water and tells me, "Damn Sarge, didn't think we were gonna run across you here." As he says it, all goes. . when I threw the log ..." Tree," corrects Dierdra."Fine. Tree. Everyone moved out of the way. Dierdra slipped and it justbarely hit her." Breaking my leg in three places." I fixed it, didn't I? Besides, I've apologized like a hundred times. Ialso took care of that old damaged cartilage in your knee. You'll bebetter than new." So, I should thank you?" Look, take it up with Beckwith, okay? For the last time, and I do meanthe LAST time, I'm sorry I didn't control my temper better when I.