.." I wasn't prepared to let them swell my head. "It's not..." A foot long?" Betty laughed. "But it IS eight and a half inches, right? That's two over...the average -- did you know that?"I didn't. "No shit?" No shit." Betty replied, nodding. "Six and a bit is the average -- and I've seen a LOT less!" Well, maybe I exaggerated," I replied. "We do that, you know..."But Betty reached down and took it in hand and it started making a liar out of me pretty quickly. "Hurry up and eat, Honey -- I want my. 4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain’t loaded.Food For Thought“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”This one is compliments of UgeeayIf you are from the deep south (USA) you can relate!Three women were sitting in a beauty parlor. The first women turned to the others and said “I’m so excited! This is my fifth wedding. We went into the parlor, got stripped off and went for a shower before slipping in the jacuzzi for a chat. He had been there before many times but he knew I was nervous so he started very slowly. We chatted first and he gradually eased closer to me, then casually slipped his arm round my shoulders. We talked about my experiences and what I wanted to try. Our faces got closer and closer and before I knew what was happening he took my head in his hands and kissed me deeply. Wow, it was mind. I stripped off down to my undies as the air was electric. My hand crept up Ansa’s thigh and was soon stroking his 7” as he moaned. Andrew stood up on the sofa with his back to the back of the sofa and Ansa moved in front of him.I slipped down Ansa’s undies and grabbed and tugged his cock, he pulled down Andrews undies and licked his cock, moving up and down his short member, Andrew groaned. I pulled down my undies unleashing my 6” and noticed a couple of condoms and some lube on the coffee.