"Thank you," I said. I was unsure just what he could have heard about me, but I was willing to go with the flow for Bryan's sake."What do you know abo...t Phi Kappa Phi fraternity?" asked John."Well, uh..."Before I could embarrass myself, Bryan jumped in. "Sean's just doing some preliminary skirmishing, Captain. Will you excuse us? I see Melanie over there, and I think she's looking for us."He hustled me away. John looked indulgently pleased as Bryan steered me out of the room."Captain?" I asked. " Thanks. Now how do we get out of this?" Maybe we should find the writer."I'M RIGHT HERE."Sorry about the nothing better to do line," Faith said.ACTUALLY I WROTE IT."Right, so what is the point of all this?"THIS STORY OR THE WHOLE SERIES?"Both."THIS ONE IS A JOKE, DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT THE DATE?"Okay, that would explain the whole fourth wall thing. I guess thisdoesn't count then."NO."What about the series?"IT COULD BE WORSE, LOOK AT THE OTHER STORIES. YOU COULD BE IN DRESSESFROM THE 19TH. I had dated a couple of girls but since I wasn't old enough to drive, those dates were pretty well just making out in my parents basement, etc. I had a large family that we hung out with all the time and we would all make frequent trips out on my uncles large boat to swim, fish, etc. and I always loved those trips.One day, I was at home on a Saturday morning and two of my uncles stopped by and asked if I would like to go on an overnight fishing trip with them on the boat. I had nothing else. Suck my fucking cock you whore. If you do a good job maybe Ill give you a fucking tip… the tip of my cock, that is, if your old pussy can handle it. The blonde boy had walked around behind their mother and was leaning down examining her pussy. Oh this cunt can handle it, alright, he said as he took 4 fingers and rammed them into her wet pussy hole. Shes fucking gushing, she probably wont even feel my cock when I put it in. Can you feel my fingers, bitch? Rachel and Brian werent at all shocked.