I shut the TV off, figuring I would check what she needed and hit the bed a little early. I walked up the stairs and to her office, but she wasn’t t...ere. I called, “Honey, where are you?” “In the bedroom,” she called out. I yawned as I walked into my room and stopped mid-yawn. On our bed was my Alexis in her Supergirl outfit, also on the bed was a Superman outfit and even more shocking was our camcorder on a tripod pointed at the bed. “You didn’t think Sexmas was over, did you?” she teased,. We were married for 25 years and even though the worst days have passed, I still feel empty. I try to find solace in things I once enjoyed, like sitting in my beautiful big garden with a glass of white wine, reading his favourite books or spending time with my son, but nothing works. I have never felt so lonely. I feel so..."Hey Ms Gardner," a familiar voice calls from behind. Peter."Peter! What brings you here?" He flashes his kind, boyish smile and stands beside me, his eyes following my. Emma took control as soon as she got to the group. “What’s going on?” she demanded.One of the women, Alice, explained, “Well, your two grannies just walked past us and picked up my purse and Lucy’s handbag, and walked off. What were they thinking of?”Emma glared at the two grannies and then Alice and Lucy and explained, “This was just what we were afraid of. You see, we aren’t actually their granddaughters, but two correctional officers who they have paid to come on holiday with them following. I appreciate you helping out, but go have some fun. Like seriously you're basically a housewife, just without the sex." I don't mind it and, Yes I do have fun. It's not like I'm always in here." Ok, when was the last time you went on a date huh?" A date? Uh well..." Damn it she's won "Well... Last year." Last year?" Jasmine said confused "Geez, are you still a virgin too? I figured you'd been having some fun behind my back." Well yeah. You know sex freaks me out." Geez you really are boring.