He held on for a moment then shrugged his shoulders and let go.“Can you believe it? My sweet little ol’ twenty something girlfriend stood me up.�...He leaned back, raised an eyebrow, “No shit! That cute lil’ blonde spinner you been sportin’ on your arm all month. What the fuck?”“Says she has a cold. Fuck. Likely some richer sugar da##y. Thought she really liked me. I fucking never learn.”I tossed back that shot and poured a fourth for myself. Barry just shook his head and walked down to serve. I started with my almost future sister-in-law Debby Q she was just twenty years old and she wasn’t old enough to drink yet but she sure liked Sloe Comfortable Screws and that was exactly what I intend to give her.I started out by making her a couple of regular ‘Sloe Comfortable Screw’ drinks with an ounce of sloe gin, a half ounce of Southern Comfort, and then fill the glass with orange juice. They went down so well that I offered her a ‘Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall.’ I mixed. Dann schellte es. Ich wollte micherheben und zur Haust?r eilen, aber er befahl mir, so liegen zu bleiben.Er ?ffnete die T?r. Vor ihr stand derselbe Paketbote, dem ich neulichdie patzige Antwort gegeben hatte. Er hatte ein l?ngliches Paket in derHand, gab es meinem Herrn und bat um die Unterschrift. Mein Herr aberbedeutete ihm, ins Haus zu kommen, wo ich nach wie vor ?ber dem Stuhllag, den Po nach oben gestreckt. Was sollte das schon wieder? Mir wardie Szene furchtbar peinlich und es wurde noch. ‘O yeah.’ She said. ‘That must be it.’ Her eyes were falling shut again, her head slipping down until she was fast asleep bent over the dinner table, using her arm as a pillow. They had been talking about this for weeks. She even went to her physician with a fake complaint about insomnia to get some sleeping meds that were safe to use, all because she loved him, all because she wanted to make his fantasy a reality. There she was completely asleep, completely vulnerable, because she wanted to be.