I asked him, “You eat yet?”“Not yet,” he barked at me. He pulled my cigar out of his front shirt pocket. He screwed open the tube and stuck th... cigar in my mouth. “Get upstairs in bed and light this fokker,” he growled. “I’ll be up for supper in a minute- just make sure yer arse is being served!”I heard him come back and forth through the door a couple more times, and then rumble up the stairs. When he came into my Dad’s bedroom, he was already stripped naked. He put me on my knees and elbows. Ok, so the worst part was over. Everyone had seen, so now I just had to relax and learn to be the only nudist in the room for however long this lasted. We were going to have dinner for everyone, so we all went into the kitchen and started cooking. I was kind of getting used to being naked when I heard the doorbell ring. Oh geez, I had said whoever was around. My wife had gotten on the phone and called her parents and told them about the bet, and then called her sister who brought her best. "Ah Good, Primary! I thought that the loss of 0101, had caused a serious overload of your cerebral circuits." Derrick could only nod, still somewhat in shock he still wasn't too sure what he felt. Derrick could feel the chair moving but really didn't care at the moment as it took him to nearby crew quarters. Laying in the bed Derrick went over and over the plan trying to figure out just what went wrong, so far he'd come up with nothing. It was possibly a day later when several alarms went off. "Well have to bringsome of these ancient weapons back to the ship to determine their originand proper function."But then we heard a wild scream, and a bunch of rebel officers leaped outat us, aiming repulsor rifles at us. We returned fire, and Idisintegrated one of the rebels, but was taken captive while their leadergrabbed as many of the ancient weapons as he could carry, before leadinghis team - and us - into a shuttlecraft with a starship's name on theside."The Russian Rhapsody!" I cried. .