..a stripper! The grin on Sallie's face went from ear to ear. I even offered up Kelly as the "bachelorette"."That's a great idea!" she said. I'm gonna...do it. But are you sure you're okay with Kelly being around a stripper. "Sure", I said. "It'd be funny to see Kelly get a little wild" as Sallie began to catch on. "Of course, it'll be tough to get her to loosen up". I offered. "NO problem" replied Sallie. "I know just the trick".With that, she told me the next Mom's Night Out was the coming. Sheriff Johnson greeted him.“What is it, Brad? I’m about to leave for the wedding,” Mead snapped.“I know but I thought you should carry some good news with you as a wedding gift.”“Good news?”“FBI has arrested Deacon Carl Stewart. A major sting is now underway.”“Fantastic. Who knew they could move so fast?“I’m told they captured Stewart days ago. He’s not the kind of friend you want to have. He decided if he was going down, everyone was. We should also expect an influx of homeless children. And the truth came out. Suzanne explained that Valerie and her husband had a very open relationship and that Valerie had convinced her to come out for the weekend to get laid because she hadn’t been in so long. Apparently her husband had finally run off with a 30 year old whom he had been having a relationship with that started when Suzanne went through menopause. She admitted that their sex life had fallen apart because she had had no interest in sex at all. I asked ‘What about now’ She said. This is the first time since she's been sexually active that I've essentially told her no to a proposition. It had to make her wonder if her ruse had backfired or what.I walked over and looked her square in the eyes before I leaned down and gave her a very loving kiss."Don't take it so personal Dee. It has nothing to do with you. I don't love you any less than I did this morning, yesterday or the day before, in fact I probably love you more. If I'm going to have to do what I think I'm going to.