”Itna kehte kehte mere lund nei ras ki dhar uske muh mei chor di. Pura muh virya se bhar gaya. Kuch virya hoton se uski chuchiyon par tapak gaya. Us...e na kewal apne muh ka virya chat kar saf kiya balki uske baad apne mummon par gira virya bhi ungliyon se chata aur mere lund ko bh chat kar saaf kiya. Uske baad wo meri god mei baith gayi. Apni ek chuchi ka nipple mere muh mei dal kar boli, “Chus inhe.”Meine uske ek mumme ko chusna suru kar diya aur dusre ko jor jor se masalne laga. Usne apne hath. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.Not more than five minutes later, I heard herReporting to the rest of the family that he hadDied of a ‘massive internal fart.’Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg4. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ‘How long have you been bedridden?’After a look of complete confusion she answered...‘ Why, not for about. ’ I almost spilled the coffee and was so visibly shaken when I stepped back from her that the dinner service captain took me off duty immediately and sent me to the kitchen to wash dishes. I don’t know how she arranged it, but I found myself on turn-down duty in the first-class section that night. And there were more than enough porters assigned to it, so my presence wasn’t really required. When I knocked on Roslyn Rogan’s compartment door, not knowing it was hers, she stood from the plush. I was ok with that. I then fell asleep.I woke the next morning with an erection as normal, but it coincidedwith a very vivid dream I had. I was standing on the Alter with abeautiful white wedding dress and was kissing Brian at the completion ofour wedding. I was in love and melted into his arms. We were then inbed together, what was weird is that I was still physically a male andenjoyed what Brian and I had done. I really need to talk to Dr. Louisabout these feeling, did I jump the gun on.