The sunlight glared overhead, beating oppressively down upon my black hood and robes. Through the tortuous illumination, I was able to make out about ... hundred robed figures standing in the first rows of the risers, looking down at us. And though we vampires considered ourselves to be the noblest and most refined of creatures, when exposed to the sudden light, we scattered like cockroaches. I grabbed Tiffany, and dashed for an exit tunnel. I was fast, but they were faster. The heat came down on. And I was even more afraid of what herreaction would be when she learned that Mom was pregnant by me - but itdidn't seem to bother her - just gave her and Mom more things to talkabout. I guess that I'll never understand women!I think maybe I understand Mom a little better after a conversation Ihad with Cindy yesterday. Well, let me back up a little - my father wasnever in the picture. Well, I knew that I must have had one to get Mompregnant, but he never lived with us, and she'd never tell me. “I wish not to disappoint You Sir. I will wait for Your word before I release my energy, and I will continue to keep myself close for the next 5 days.” “Good pet.” He leaned down and kissed her one more time deeply. His fingers did their own traveling, reacquainting themselves with her hot dripping petals. He felt her moan and press against His hand. He smiled as He withdrew from her. “You will behave now, won’t you?” he whispered into her ear, making her tremble even harder. She couldn’t. I needed to change the upholstery and headliner, and pull some dents out of the door and right rear quarter panel. Since it was free, I borrowed some of my father's leftover paints and mixed them to make a gray/pinkish colored new paint job. The end result was more pink than I'd hoped it would end up being. Other than that freakish color, I was very satisfied with how the car I'd finally ended up with looked.I parked it up front and on the side of my father's body shop, with a for sale sign on.