Mene kaha agar anty muje chudai karne de to me karuga.fir vo bole thik he lekin pahele tumhe meri gand marni hogi.mene kaha muje shrt manjur he.Dusre ...in dopahar ko me khana khane ke bad uske ghar gaya muje to anty ke sath chudai ke hi vichar aa rahe the.mene door bell bajai to anty ne darvaja khola aur mere samne muskurai me samaj gaya ke uncle ne sab bata diya hoga.ghar me anty aur uncle hi rahete the uske do bete america me the.Anty ne do gadde niche lagaye the thodi der bad uncle snan kar. There in the spotlight is a table with three walnuts on it. In comes a little old Jewish man 5 foot tall and barely able to walk up to the table. He unzips his pants and whips out the longest shlong and proceeds to smash all three walnuts with three swings!The crowd erupts in thunderous applause and the Amazing Goldstein is carried off by the clowns.Twenty years later the salesman visits a nearby town and lo and behold — he sees a faded banner for the same circus and the same “DON’T MISS THE. The floor was very clean and no dust could be detected anywhere. Even on the hundreds of tables everything seemed to be in order. It was as though whoever was in charge of the place could not tolerate untidiness or unclean equipment.For the next ten minutes they kept on walking straight ahead until they came to the far wall of the room. They found another open door leading to a brightly lit hall. At the end of the hall was a circular room and in the centre stood a four- foot high table that. " '"Sir," said the president, rising with gravity, "be careful what you say; your words clearly show us that they are deceived concerning you in the Island of Elba, and have deceived us! The communication has been made to you in consequence of the confidence placed in you, and which does you honor. Now we discover our error; a title and promotion attach you to the government we wish to overturn. We will not constrain you to help us; we enroll no one against his conscience, but we will compel.