Brennan was actually a little bit unhappy. He'd wanted to hit .407! The cheeky little bastard! The second-highest batting average in the league was .3...9.We had the Twins in the first round of the ALCS. The AL Central champions, the White Sox, were set to go against Seattle.I knew Paul Warren was searching everywhere for some kind of statistical argument to explain why we should be going into the Divisional playoffs scared to death of the Minnesota Twins. It was Paul's way. He'd keep looking up. "Because I'm really just a cross dresser with a smoking fetish?" That's right, but its also okay," she said as she sat up in bed and lita cigarette. "Want one?" Yeah, I guess I do," I said as I propped myself up against my pillow andlit a cigarette of my own."As I was saying, being a crossdresser and having a smoking fetish isn'tgoing to make you any less of a woman. Especially in your case becauseif anything, those things make you feel more womanly and I just can't seeanything wrong with. One last thing, pregnant corpses often have much milk in their breasts so do take a drink before it turns stale after 8 hours or so. Finish whatever you are doing and dress her up by the time I return in 3 hours. Enjoy!” With that, he left and locked the door behind him.I looked at the woman lying before me. I remembered feeling a deep sense if sadness and tragedy for her husband. What should have been a joyous event has now turned out horribly wrong. At the same time, I was starting to feel. I sat back up and placed the stockade over my ankles and latched the latches. Then I unlatched them, just to make sure I could. Then I latched them again.Then I found that PVC pipe and slit it between my legs into a slot in the platform into the Tupperware tub below. Its purpose was suddenly obvious. A slit cut into the pipe pressed against my sex so that I could relieve myself into the Tupperware tub below. The hole in the platform under my behind was large enough so that I could also do.