My dear Alister, increasingly rounder, chubbierafter each baby, could only look forward to several more years ofballooning with baby after baby. Yet h... embraced his calling. He lovinglyspread his legs for Nanette to impregnate him. And he loved and supportedme as we raised our ever-increasing brood.However, I recognized that five pregnancies, nursing my babies andhelping Alistair nurse his babies took a toll on my figure. In my bust,my tummy and my tush my measurements were no longer those of. She said that she had often watched her mom and me when we were having sex and had also found a video of us that she and her friend had watched. I asked her just what she wanted and she said everything that I had done to her mom. I slid my hand under her head and lifted her up and kissed her. Our tongues met and I realized that she had become a woman. I slid my hand across her nipples and she tensed up and her breathing became labored. I moved down and started caressing and suck on her. Some people are alive only because it's i*****l to kill them.If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!Don't blame me! I didn't vote!Mopeds are like fat women. Fun to ride but you don't want to be seen with em!If you can read this... Your parents will be home in two minutes.Don't drink and drive.... You might. She watched from the side yard as Texass arrived home from a hard day atwork stumbling in the front door. She dropped her purse on the floor andwalked into the living room where she collapsed onto the couch andmassaged his jaws, tired from a hard day at work. Texass kicked off herheels and wiggled her toes in relief.His wife, Kelly, came into the room and saw her former husband resting.Standing over him, she said threateningly, "Aren't you forgettingsomething? You aren't trying to hold out.