Dad: Kal uski suhagraat thi.Son: Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine fevicol de diya bhul se.Girl: I’m like a radio, my left nipple is vo...ume, my right nippleis tuner,.. Boy turns both but there is no sound. Girl Said, Stupidneechay cell(battery) tera baap dalega kya.Question: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman’s lips?Answer: That’s the best way to shut a woman’s Horizontal mouth &open the Vertical one…!A Girl Sitting in Examination hall with Sardar je..Girl: Main aap ke naqal. Beth told Mom that she had been visiting her husband on a construction site after she left our house and that while searching through her purse the story had fallen out and been blown into a concrete form that was being filled. My story was now entombed forever in a twenty cubic yard block of concrete buried thirty feet down under a new building. It would never see the light of day again in my lifetime let alone my seven year escape clause. It would never be destroyed by fire or any other. Mujhe bola ab saza milegi. Unhone mujhe ghodi banne ko kaha aur zor se meri gaand pe 10 thappad lagaye. Meri gaand lal ho chuki thi.Maine abhi bhi mera one piece aur panty pehne hue the. Woh ab tak nange ho chuke the. Woh firse mere muh mein apna lund daal kar mera muh chhod ne lage. Aur kuch 20 minutes baad mere muh mein hi jhad gaye. Unhone mere muh se apna lund tab tak nahi nikala jab tak main unka sara virya pi nahi gayi.Phir main bathroom chali gayi aur fresh ho kar bahar aai. Woh bed par. "Self consciously, Angilee modeled her body for her lovely Black Madame."Order number two," smiled Donna, pointing to her bedroom, "undress me... in there."Angilee picked up the amputee in her arms and carried her to the bedroom where she laid her gently on the bed and removed her clothes."Kiss me, Angilee," said Donna, as Angilee's eyes roamed over the beautiful, legless body, but the tone of Donna's voice was more urgent plea than order.Angilee lay next to her Madame and their lips met, first.