I watched as she moved across the room and there was something odd about her movements and then I understood - she was drunk. A germ of an idea - a li...ht bulb going off over my head - I turned to my companion, "Mason, how would you like to do me a huge favor." Sure Mike, what do you want?" See that woman over there, the one in the silver cocktail dress? She is already drunk, but I want you to move in on her and get her even drunker. I want you to get her so blitzed that she won't know who she. .. not how 'long' it is. And second, did you think Mr. Roosevelt found you at random? Nurses all over the city know they can win a 10 course meal for their husbands as a finder's fee by reporting exceptionally small white peckers. You really didn't think that the measurements taken last year at your doctor's were really 'for your file', did you?" Candy giggled. Wendell said nothing, but silently questioned the validity of the 15 minute 'prostate check' he received at the same time. "As with any. But 3 days after Christmas I hear shouting from next door and they have a prolonged argument and finally he leaves and I see him with a suitcase and he screeches away. 3 days go by and I notice he hasn't come back so I go next door and ask what happened. She begins crying and tells me he cheated on her and she is just so mad and frustrated but her daughter will be home from piano soon so I should go. She says that her ex husband has her daughter for NYE and asks if maybe I'd like to...rekindle. There are some guys your age who really want to meet you!”She looked around and smiled at the guy on the phone. Then Ellie let the strapless top slip and her perfect little nipples popped out. I thought his jaw was going to come un hinged. “I will go get the swim cap, but we may need to move this party.” “How about to the family bathroom?”“Perfect.”So I went and got her a swim cap and goggles. And then she went to the back of the store. Soon there were four young guys all horny as hell and.