What do you get a man that has everything?" Do you know the song, 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'? Every guy likes to be romanced, if you know what ... mean. It's a gift that keeps on giving. It never gets old." Well, Bernie, that's the problem. You know Mark used to be so affectionate in bed but in the past several months, the magic we had is gone. I found out why last month. I read a text on his cell from that big tit bimbo in Receivables. My husband has been cheating on me, Bernie. I don't. “I love you too, but you make a lousy crutch.” I smiled to let her know I wasn’t mad that she’d let me go.“Sorry,” she said, chagrined.We went home and had dinner with Mom and Lilly who was talking up a storm about last night’s slumber party and telling the girls all about who was coming to hers next week. Becky knew some of the girls, but most of them were a year behind us both, so she wasn’t very close to them.I was mostly bored by the talk, but kept up with the conversation rather than. I thought it was curious when the police told me, “Have your girlfriend come to the station and pick up your car”. I asked why? The officer said, “your girlfriend Carol Mahoney’s name is on the title and she is the daughter of an Irish Diplomat so she has diplomatic immunity”. You’re one lucky son of a bitch, legally we can’t impound your car. But we can only give the car back to her. A few hours passed and Carol appeared at my place and when I answered the door, she had a timid grin on her. "Where are the inhabitants?" Jan wondered. "It doesn't look abandoned." They must be rather small, whoever they are," Sith said, looking in a window. "This must be a dwelling of sorts. There's what I presume to be furniture in here and it's clean and tidy." The radiation detectors going off the scale," Rae said. "It's not lethal, but there are incredibly high concentrations of electromagnetic wave pulses." There's that twittering again," Sith said. "It's increasing in volume from numerous.