" At that moment I was struggling with conflicting emotions, on the one hand jubilation that the direction in which I had gone was the right one to ma...e me attractive to Andrea, on the other, sadness at her measure of me as a man while at the same time thinking of myself as more female than male.So I asked, "It seems to me like you are saying that Andy does not make a good male?" Jane replied, "Don't get me wrong, Andy is a better programmer than anybody I know, he is good at planning ahead,. That's a secret I'm keeping from Chrissy, keep it to yourself please?" Sure thing, honey—glad you've thought it through, how's the report you're writing, almost finished?" I'll have it for you to read tonight after dinner, I think Chrissy is about done too, love you Mom, close the door please?"She ran her hand through my hair and said, "You certainly are growing up so very fast Christopher, talking marriage at 14 to your own sister. I was looking forward to my Prom when I was 14." I wouldn't. There are no worries"Gordon Brown thinks "It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks: "What will Britain be like in 100 years time?"The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.But he just stares at it."Come on Gordon" says Obama, "Tell us what it says" I can't! It's all in Arabic!"Joe wanted to buy a motorbike.He doesn't have much luck until one day he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.The bike seems even better than a new. "Doesn't everyone? Never thought I'de find out though." Of course not. And now, is my lady ready for her evening of entertainment?" It's evening already?" It is."I knew everything had taken awhile, but not THAT much time. Maybe he was just playing with me. Not like the time really mattered. What mattered was that I was hungry again... and nervous. I wanted to be good, if only to avoid pain. And he had me wondering, tonight might be nice. "Then yes."He kissed my cheek again, I tried to turn into.