The hack pulled up in front of the house and I paid the cabby. I climbed out and looked at the welcome sign. It was a big banner stretched between two...giant, cardboard turkeys. It read, "Welcome Home, OSCAR!"The door flew open and my female first cousin flew into my arms. I hadn't seen her since she was ten years old and I suddenly realized her birthday was on Thanksgiving day. I sighed with relief that I'd purchased a number of different presents for the holiday, not realizing I would really. The weather turns cool, and I start a fire in the backyard. The splinter groups notice the fire and start to migrate to the yard emptying the house. Now the cliques have rejoined and more cross-talk, jokes, and getting close to warm up begins. My wife and the girls know that there is a fire in the backyard - it's a bonfire at least 6' high. They ignore it and continue whatever it is they are talking about. More beers, wine, and other shots flow, and still we are missing the 4 girls. In my mind. "Could you come over and helpme with my printer?" She sounded very annoyed on the phone, as if Ihad bothered her enough for one day. She said she'd be over in a fewminutes.She came over, looking great as always, and sat on my printer table,hiking up her skirt a little and giving me a view of her lovely legs."So what seems to be the problem?," she asked me innocently.I explained the problem. "Now tell me exactly what steps you took tofix it," she said. I know that is proper computerese, but. Ab mujhe aur kya chahiye tha. Maine unhe turant haa kar diya aur bola k jagah ka intezaam apko karna hoga. Usne kaha uski koi tension nahi mera ek flat khali pada rehta hai waha koi nahi ata. Waha kar sakte hai ;). Usne kaha mai tumhe agla mail karungi tab tak wait karna. 2 din baad uska mail aya jisme kaha milna hai uska address likha tha. Mai kaafi excited tha usse milne ko. Maine condoms liye aur subah 9 baje waha jaakar pohoch gaya.Maine bell bajai. Usne turant darwaja khola. Usko dekhte hi.