Me: This blouse is also great aunt (as it was revealing a lot in the back), I didn’t know that you have a mole on the back.MIL: Yeah, I have it on m... ring finger, hand, and thighs also.Me: Hope I get to see all of them.MIL: Show me your moles first and I will show mine.We laughed again.Instance 3:I and my mother-in-law were watching a film on TV and there was some scene of lingerie photoshoot of the models.Me: Aunt, one day we must do that with my wife and you.MIL: Do with your wife, why me?Me:. ." Your daughter has two years to practice before she goes on the hunt," Wendy said.I looked back, Wendy elbowed me."She's becoming a woman," Wendy said. "Would you rather she practice where she can get caught?" She can practice when she's thirty!" I said."What? You'd want her to settle for left-overs?" Wendy said. "She's coming into her beauty. If she's not married by 18, we'll have to take what we can get ... or buy." But ... but ... but..." Remember when we met? In the hospital? The. I'll bring your phone back, Lucy, when I see you over there." In the background, Randy and Bernice were dressing. "Am I tearing up you guys' schedule?" We were doing homework," Randy replied. "We've got until seven-thirty or so for Kelly, right?" Yeah. Kelly knows the way, but I need a van for Julio," Toby replied. "If it is going to mess with you guys a lot, I can probably have Abby do it." Then he had second thoughs, when a mental search of the premises turned up no Abigail. "Or maybe. " So one night we were drinking and he said that he "wasn't" gay but he really wanted me to wank him off. At the time I was with my ex girlfriend and we were VERY happy in that department (don't expect any of those stories on here, I respect that girl too much). So, although I felt merciful I blue-ball'd him and he'd still not figured it out, fucked or had any interaction sexually at all! So one night, he messaged me again. He said "would you ever make me cum?" I said 'no' 3 times but then I.