.. no I couldn't who am I kidding. I'm a normal dude, I'm probably the most normal person you'll ever meet, and that's probably why I'm single. I can'... hold a chicks interest.Okay, I'm getting off point. You're reading this to be turned on, so here we go. I was at lunch, enjoying my time, when Lisa and Haley interrupted it by asking me this question."What do you think about giving a girl oral sex from behind?"Yes there was more dialogue, but again I'm getting to the good stuff here so shut up. My thoughts tumbled and jumped from one place to another, no answers came that would make me feel any better, but in the depression I was forcing on myself, it was obviously my fault, my failing and really, why did she stay with me anyway?My mood hadn't improved by the time the rain beat me into submission and I returned home, saturated to the skin.Jill was watching the television with the sound down. Nitro was nowhere to be seen. She had the living room to herself."Look Rob..." She started as. I felt sexy, confident and well hung.Trish stared at me as I entered the room; she looked apprehensive at first, then, when she saw how I was “equipped” she seemed quite terrified. I stood very close to her, the head of the dong just inches from her face. I smiled.“The safe word, tonight,” I said, “is Rumpelstiltskin. Can you say that, Trish?”“Mmmmph!” She replied.“No, sweetie. Rumpelstiltskin!”I commenced to slather copious amounts of lube on the head of the dong, then gingerly slid my wet. It amazed me that she was able to make my seven-plus-inch cock completely disappear. When I finally got my t-shirt off, I pulled my cock out of her mouth and pulled her arms to encourage her to jump into bed with me.I was entranced by the size, shape and firmness of her breasts. Her nipples were large too – fully an inch long and thick in proportion -- so there was plenty for me to suck and chew on. She was evidently enjoying all of it, as she was sighing and moaning emphatically.Exploring her.