" I did. But, I always loved it here so I moved back about, what... nine or ten years ago and have lived here since."I didn't want to ask the question...that burned on my lips. I knew the answer and would have been deeply disappointed if she had lied."So. What have you been up to since I saw you last?" Oh, a little of this and a little of that, you know." Wife? Girlfriend?" She asked as if she didn't know, but I didn't let her know that I knew that she knew."No. Neither. Never seemed to meet. ”My mouth fell open, I really was going to have to present myself fully naked in front of Miss Bush! Slowly I began to remove my trousers and socks, somewhat hesitatingly followed by my underpants. I now stood in front of the Headmistress, just as nature had created me, apart from the gold St Christopher I wore around my neck.As I dried the lower part of my body with the towel I was convinced that Miss Bush was stifling a smile. Hell, she was probably enjoying every part of this, and if she was. Itoccurred to me that this might not be the first time he had tried themon."You have done this before," I said."No, I haven't - it never occurred to me to try," he said softly. "Why,do I look OK?"I took the beauty in my arms and kissed those full, soft lips. "So, soOK."The beautiful creature giggled. "Romantic!" You are beyond words," I said, burying my face in the glossy hair."So can I come with you?" You still have to finish college," I said. "But... oh god, yes, comelive with me and be my. ‘Not neat. Anal. Completely. He sent back his plate FOUR times on our last date. Clearly, it wasn’t going to work out.’ She laughed. ‘Okay, okay.’ ‘So, what’re you up to tonight? I was gonna head over to a screening of Psycho- couples get in free. Wanna be my date?’ ‘Sorry, Gary, I’ve got a real date.’ Gary started and almost fell of his chair. ‘What? Say that again, I’m sorry, I must have an unusual build-up of earwax. I thought you said you had a real date, but we both know that can’t be.