”“Sort of, I guess,” Toby said, “but not really. Incest is mainly illegal because of the kids it produces, but you’re on birth control, so n... kids, no problem. Right?”“Uh... ““That’s right, isn’t it, mom?” Toby was suddenly frantic. “You are on birth control?”“Yes, honey, I am. And let that be a lesson... ask before you fuck a woman, not after. And I guess you’re sort of right, although it also seems like I took advantage of you.”“After you watched me masturbate?”“Well, yeah... ““I think we’re. "Out for the weekend." he said as I looked over at him. "Thought they would have a weekend alone." I knew he was home for a reason. I am 17 and yet not old enough to stay home alone. "So you are here to babysit?" I said sarcasticly. The grin was back "yea, can't leave you all alone in the house!" He got up off the couch and walked over to me. He put his hand on my shoulder "don't worry little s*s, it's ok, I won't be in your hair all weekend." He slid his his hand down my back and gave me a tap. If you want the positions... and if you want to be legally married...”“Yes,” holly and I said in unison.“But there is so little time,” holly said.“Luckily I know a Justice of the Peace here,” the other man said. “I met him at the club. He could come out here to do the ceremony.”“What about the license?” holly squeaked.“He’s also the County Clerk,” Mistress Gloria’s mother replied with a laugh.Two weeks later, holly and I were married. I don’t know for sure what I had envisioned as my wedding. "A little sore," I admitted. "But I can deal." It was a damn sight worsethan 'sore' but I wasn't lying. I could deal. I really could. All thestraps and weight and shit constricting me beneath that fluffy peachsweater wasn't helping none either. It should've been worse, really, butI think I was in a bit of a pleasant, drunken haze."You must be exhausted," K said, and she was right, I was. Not just fromthe ordeal of getting dressed up and finding out that I'd be living thenext few weeks as Cindy..