”“Oh, Fred, please don’t Park here.”“Oh, Fred, please don’t Park.”“Oh, Fred, please don’t.”“Oh, Fred, please!”“Oh, Fred.”�...�Ohh!”The local gentry were gathered in The Crown, the local pub. Each boasted of how well he had set up his sons. Finally, the landlord broke in. “I have to admit that you all have done well by your heirs,” he said, “but I have made my son heir to The Crown,.”In WWII, a destroyer was torpedoed, and 19 of the crew managed to get to a lifeboat. One of them had an unopened. She couldn't believe her luck. The woman was in the same car again, looking as stunning as the first time Amber had seen her.She was further away this time but their eye's made contact. Amber watched excitedly to see if she would get a re-play of the woman's last erotic display.Suddenly the train began to slow as it approached the next station. The woman was moving down the aisle towards her... As she walked by she held her hand out to Amber as if to give her something. Amber extended her hand. I found and was fond of a little hole in the wall bar called Smileys. It was a gay bar / straight bar. Basically, the bar could be anything you wanted it to be. Many there of all sexual orientations including straight. Although, I'm straight I did enjoy drinking there and talking to the cross-dressers. They're a trip... However, this one night it was a 19 year old cute goth type straight chic wearing a plaid mini-skirt. I had noticed her checking me out and thought she may be into older. A few words from my lips and a few pokes from the gun muzzle finally got through the galoot's fool head and he left. We continued on to the hotel and gave the matter no further thought.We slept late the next morning; it must have been almost 8:00 AM when we met for breakfast. The restaurant was about to close, but stayed open long enough to serve us. It seems that the owner had seen our act the night before. We thanked him for letting us in so late, but he offered to stay open for us to come in.