"So," he started, "you wanted me too, huh?" Yes, of course I did silly. It should have been obvious!" You had to know how I felt about you; why didn't...you say anything?" he asked."Like I said, because of Ines. I wasn't absolutely sure that you wanted me, though. I thought you might, but maybe you just thought of me like a daug... er, I mean, younger sister, hehe." Oh, ha-ha, yea I'm old!" Rob said, laughing. "I figured there was no way you wanted me. Not only because of Ines, but I'm older, and. Someday I’m going to have to write a book: Zen and the Art of Elimination. I usually mediated when I took a dump. Hey, we’ve got to think of something when we do our business. I figured I might as well use the process of voiding to find enlightenment along with relief.The morning chill had left the potty seat so cold my balls wanted to climb back inside my body. I squirmed and tried to find a warm spot as shivers ran up my spine and rattled my teeth. What the fuck happened last night? How did I. " What exactly do you mean by that young man?" She was trying to talk down to me, showing her upper status to an inferior, but it didn't work I just let it slide off like water off a ducks back."Just think of what I said and order my supper, now do as you are told." I said with a stern voice.It shook me for she didn't argue, but went out the door in a nose in the air attitude. Returning ten minutes later pushing a trolley, but with her hair combed. It made her look much younger and I was. "Jesus Christ Beth, wait till the paramedics get here before you beat him up anymore!" I heard Josh exclaim with a chuckle. I also heard a siren in the distance getting closer. I was suddenly very tired.Beth leaned over and said, "Please don't pass out again, Alex. I don't think I could take that... I just couldn't bear it."She started to cry again and I decided that I could not bear that (I never could stand to see Beth cry). So I stretched out my hand and brushed the tears away and said,.