Jesus fucking Christ, Luke.On the bright side, I had a lovely day date with my toilet, and I think we’re going to keep seeing each other.Finally, so...eone other than me that’s used to putting up with your shit.Clever. Even better, it doesn’t talk back as often as you do.Food?I’m staring at it now. The problem is that it’s staring back.Did you do something dumb like get sushi?Turkey, lettuce, American cheese, no condiments or pickles or peppers, white bread.Jesus, that’s sad.I know.Eat something. Ye kahani mere or mere dost ki bandi k beech ki hai. Ye last summer ki bat hai mai or mera friend govt exam ki tyari kr rhe the to hum uske lie ek coaching institute jate the. To vaha kuc din me humare ek dost ban gayi. Hum teeno ka kafi acha grp bn gya tha or hum khoob bakchodi krte the. To dheere dheere mera dost us ladki ko like krne lg gya or usne ye bat muje batayi. To maine ek plan socha ki hum teeno ek sath grp study ka plan banate h fir mai kissi bahane se vaha se nikal luga or mera. "Honey, don't you recognize it? It's your fathers cock molded for us to play with while he's away, and I'm going to train you to take it til your ready for the real thing." I told her, with a wicked grin across my face, my tits rubbing against her buds as the shaft still massaged against her clit. She still moaned a bit but shook her head in agreement, her body seemed immobile almost paralyzed to the excitement she was getting. I lined up the cock head just under her hole, and slowly inched it. Then, I replaced my finger and positioned my thumb into her ass and my middle finger onto her now dripping pussy. She moaned and squirmed as I now had my thumb deep in her ass while my middle and index fingers worked her juicy love tunnel and inflamed clit. We were now officially in a race to see who would come first. She gyrated up and down as I worked her holes vigorously. But, I knew I would be the loser in this race (oh well) as my nuts begin to tighten. She had positioned herself on.