" I was immediately reminded of why I should never ask for his help. He gets way to much satisfaction out of slamming me. He's even a jerk to Mom and ...ad sometimes, which is why he's grounded about six months out of the year.He wasn't always that way. Up until about three years ago when he began going through puberty and his voice changed, he was really a sweet kid. He was helpful, worked hard, totally dependable. I've always heard that testosterone does strange things to otherwise civilized. However, it was also not Rebecca. My face was older, more mature than that of the eighteen year old that had posed about a year ago for me.As a afterthought my eyes traveled down to my belly button, which was an exact copy. I giggled.I froze.I had not giggled my giggle. For some reason I had expected a deep, manly giggle, which is what I normally do. I should have know that Charlie would have come to my rescue. I spoke the first words Andrea had ever said, "I'm a woman."My voice was amazing.. As I walked past the bar I saw the two old guys chatting, Bill was holding out two of his fingers and his mate was sniffing them and laughing, slapping him on the back as they clinked glasses. I left the function room and went to find Jo, walking down towards where she had gone to the toilets. It was really quiet and there was noone about. I noticed her sat on her own in a little alcove just past the toilets. She was obviously worse for wear and slumped against the side of the seat, she looked. May I present Miss Babbs." She was at a loss what to do. Mr.Darrien extended his hand and then introduced her to his friends. "Miss Babbs is our newest entry for tonight's pageant. As you can see, her natural beauty should put her in good standing." he stated. "I believe that I have been very lucky and look forward to great things from this diamond in the rough." She was not sure what to make of this but she was aware of one thing. Her nipples had hardened since she had left the upstairs. They.