“That was awesome.” “Bartender,” Liz was waving the bartender over. “Sign her up.” I went off with the bartender to finalize my seat and ...oom for the trip. As I walked away, Liz slapped my ass. “It’s a month away! This is going to be great!” The plane was landing in Montego Bay, Jamaica. I was beyond excited for what the week held. Being the only one of the crew that’s been to the Hedo Resort before, I was just as excited for them. We had a couple small planes booked to get to the other side. She had a stick in her hand and every now and then when she spun around she would drag the stick through the sand quite deliberately. Mesmerised I could not take my eyes of this stranger in the distance alone but seemingly content as though waiting for someone to join her. I was now close enough to see it was a young woman and began to fantasize about a romantic rendezvous with a beautiful woman. I snapped out of it and noticed her head was staring straight at me as I approached but she kept. When she saw me standing outside, she stopped and looked down. I knew something was wrong. "Emily?"She looked up, "We need to talk."I was too young then to know it is never good news when a woman says, 'We need to talk.' Are there any four words in the English language that will strike greater fear into a man's heart than those four? A guy says to me, 'We need to talk, ' I know I owe him money. But you never know what the hell is going to happen when a woman pulls that on you.In my naiveté I. “Babe..........?”“I know that tone hon, what’s on your mind”“Well……I have 2 weeks before Uni starts again………………and…”“Out with it girlfriend”“Well you always say you can work from anywhere with Internet access…. so…… so can we stay away for a while, take a holiday together hehe, you know, kind of like a honeymoon”“Shit! You really do want to get me jailed don’t you”“Oh shut up, no one will know who we are, we will just be another happy couple in the crowd”We finish breakfast, walk hand in hand.